You don't know you the way I do

#tom I don’t know how to break it to you #but you’re not actually lo- #you know what #just go with it

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thegirlieshow:

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squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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penguinanimalcracker:

“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived

Or when they wake you up from your sleep by calling you and scare the shit out of you