the ultimate achievement; lying on your walk of fame star whilst holding a doll of yourself

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

cat-catalogue:

Imagine the tiniest baby in the universe, and then you’d be imagining my cat.

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]

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